I am writing a term paper on the most beautiful girl in the world, can I interview you for my research?Ĥ6. All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.Ĥ5. Do you want to be the good guy to my bad girl?Ĥ4. What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line!Ĥ3. What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?Ĥ2. Since you like video games, will you let me be your Player 2?Ĥ1. Would you do me the honor of inputting your digits in my phone book?Ĥ0. What’s your favorite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?ģ9. ![]() If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda pressed.ģ8. Are you a fan of Star Trek? Because I’d love to beam you up.ģ7. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.ģ6. Do you believe in love at first swipe?ģ5. It’s a good thing I just bought term life insurance because my heart stopped when I saw you!ģ4. Do you like Star Wars? Because you are the Obi-Wan for me.ģ3. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea.ģ2. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit “password hint,” it keeps telling me “That girl’s phone number.”ģ1. You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick. If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) American pancakes b) French crèpes c) waffles d) omelet e) something else?Ģ8. Is your middle name John? Because I have never Cena person as attractive as you.Ģ7. Did you fall on a pile of sugar? Because you are so sweet!Ģ6. Were your parents supermodels or did you just get lucky in the gene pool?Ģ5. Did you recently learn about serial killers? Because you are killing that outfit!Ģ4. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re attractive!Ģ3. I just looked at Spotify and it says you’re this week’s hottest single.Ģ2. ![]() Are you a Transformer? Because you look Optimus fine!Ģ1. I woke up thinking today was just going to be a boring Monday, but then I saw you!Ģ0. Do you happen to have an extra heart? Because mine just got stolen.ġ9. Have we met before? Because you look like my next girlfriend.ġ8. Are you the square root of 100? Because you are a solid 10!ġ7. On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, get lost in a museum, or cuddle with me?ġ6. Is it ok if I crash at your place tonight?ġ5. I am studying important dates in history, do you want to be one of them?ġ4. ![]() Somebody should call the museum because they are missing a work of art.ġ3. I never believed in love at first sight, but now that I saw you I think I was wrong.ġ2. Hey there, are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.ġ1. Are you a broken pencil? Because without you life is pointless.ġ0. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.ĩ. I just got my library card, so can I check you out?Ĩ. Wow, is your mom Athena? Because you look like a greek goddess!ħ. You are so beautiful, if you were a book you would be in fine print.Ħ. I’m making a list of the finer things in life, can I add you to it?ĥ. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?Ĥ. Is your name google? Because you have everything I have been looking for.ģ.
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